On Friday I was at a graduation party for my two friends Irina and Jessica who had graduated from medical school earlier that day. There was a fine buffet of traditional Swedish and Romanian dishes and a well stocked bar with suggestions for cocktails pinned up on the wall (I especially liked the “Caip-irina”).
As the night got later, I decided that all previously invented cocktails are wrong and that a new invention was needed and that the leftovers from the bar were the perfect ingredients. The cocktail was named “The Vomit” due to it’s distinctive smell.
Here’s the recipe…
18cl Dark Rum
12cl Cointreau
4cl more Dark Rum
27cl Coca-Cola
1/6th of a Lime
Spoonful of suger
Warning: The Vomit may induce wild mood swings, unwarranted self belief, spontaneous singing, use of out-of-date “comedy” catchphrases, a habit of bringing up uncomfortable things that happened in the past and a temporary loss of all motor functions.
